Elle: So many exclamation marks there, Girlicious.
Ariel: I can't help it! Today is going SO GOOD already!
Elle: Mmm, I won't argue with that at all. And it's only going to get better from here.
Ariel: Stop. You can't be serious. Do you know something I don't?
Elle: I may have peeked at the phone and seen a bunch of email notifications for you right before I scooped you up in the middle of that yawn stretch and dragged you back into bed.
Ariel: Okay, you're so bad!
Elle: I love seeing you smile while you're calling me bad.
Ariel: The worst!!!
Elle:Yes. More.
Ariel: Oh my gosh, such a terrible girlfriend.
Elle: Truly, I am.
Ariel: Well ... well if you were really bad, you read all the notifications, so what did they say?
Elle: My lips are sealed. You're going to have to untangle yourself from me and the sheets and go find the phone to see.
Ariel: You monster!
Elle: Mm-hmm. Thaaat's it.
Ariel: What are you doing with your thigh there? Oohhh--
Elle: Just being my usual awful self.
Ariel: Our other ... nng ... our other polys are probably waiting for me to read ... their nice emails ... and ...
Elle: Please. You think they're not all in the other room whispering about what they think we're doing in here?
Ariel: Probablhh--eeh!
Elle: You. Me. Here. It's their first present of the day to you. Even if they wrote the emails earlier.
Ariel:UHHHHH
Elle: Yes. Right there. This is from all five of us.
Ariel: Elle ...
Elle: Happy anniversary.