Friday, April 17, 2026

Hey!

I am crazy about you!

Also, you need to blog here again soon because the more of these posts that pile up in a row from me, the more you'll think you're not holding up your end of the bloggy deal, and I don't want you thinking that, because even though it doesn't matter how many posts I do without you doing one, I still bet you're going to think it matters and that will make you less happy, WHICH WOULD BE TERRIBLE!

Gosh, I love you so much.

Also, don't feel like you have to listen to me just because what I wrote in that paragraph two paragraphs ago is probably right, because maybe it's not right and seeing a whole bunch of posts from me in a row would actually make you more happy instead of less happy and then if that paragraph turned into a reason for me to not blog as much, THAT WOULD BE EVEN TERRIBLER!

Okay, I'm going to go find you and smooch you now.

💕💕💕

1 comment:

  1. Holy shit, I actually remember that specific kiss, baby. And I remember thinking, "What the fuck is up with this?" for about a second and a half before my mind just went simultaneously all golden-white light and kaleidoscopic rainbow flavors of tongue-touch and perfect lips. I'm practically gushing just from thinking about it.

    I am so fucking lucky-as-hell I have you as my shining angel.

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