The double-hundred and thirtieth thing I love about us is, we don't attract mosquitoes. I don't just mean because it would be bad to get all itchy after getting a bug bite, because that's not really a thing about us as an us, it's a thing about each one of us on our own. I mean because if we did attract mosquitoes, then if we wanted to just go out and chill romantically on the patio and watch the sunset, we'd have to put on bug-spray or else all the romantic sunset watchery would keep getting interrupted by us slapping at mosquitoes or rubbing where they bit us and stuff.
Definitely a worthwhile advantage of being us.
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